Subject: Re: J. Edgar Boozer Arrested Twice
Betcha some of you here can relate to acting stupid during your collage days.

You mean our college days? Or days in art school?

Speaking for myself, I absolutely did many stupid things during my college days. And days before. And days since.

The problem is that after my career as a nutjob vlogger, and after I wrote children's books about being Donald Trump's massage-cream boy, when he appointed me Director of the FBI, I was still getting shitfaced on the reg, and that endangers the country. The Atlantic story is a story about how worried my co-workers and subordinates are about my alcoholism and my utter lack of self-control. Like when the whole world watched me chug an entire beer on TV. My $250 million self-own lawsuit against that deeply-researched story is another good example.

And if you think they "vetted" me before I was given this job, congrats—you're one of the few people out there more gullible than I am. I definitely appreciate your blind ignorant loyalty in the face of overwheming evidence, and I'm sure the big guy feels the same.

See you in Valhalla, l'il lurker!