Subject: Oopsie, Strait closed again?

Iranian Forces Say They Closed Strait of Hormuz

Iran’s military command blamed the U.S., saying it failed to prevent Israel from violating the cease-fire in Lebanon.

Trump: "Ships, start your engines".

Iran: "Fuck you".

JD Vance is in big trouble. Trump told us he would take credit if it worked out; otherwise he would blame Vance.

How is little Marco managing to fly under the radar on all this?