Subject: Bezos Cancels Wedding
Baaaaaaaaaaaa

Someone terminated their WA-PO online subscription! Wedding nixed. Him and the non good looking bridge will have to just do it at the Hampton Inn and get downstairs in time for the bagel toppers and free coffee.


*reward* furry one running around with rainbow hood disguise.... cancelling things one by one till there's only a tent and an outhouse left.

Intervention needed.


PS: How's my driving? Dial 1-800-eat-shit.