Subject: Re: His Excellency
His Excellency, Protector of Panama, Explorer of Greenland, Vanquisher of Colombia and Turner of the Giant Faucet
You forgot the rest of the title:
...Grabber of Pussies, Cheater of Contractors, Operator of Fraudulent Universities, Bankrupter of Casinos, Falsifier of Business Records, Instigator of Insurrections...