Subject: Re: His Excellency
His Excellency, Protector of Panama, Explorer of Greenland, Vanquisher of Colombia and Turner of the Giant Faucet

You forgot the rest of the title:

...Grabber of Pussies, Cheater of Contractors, Operator of Fraudulent Universities, Bankrupter of Casinos, Falsifier of Business Records, Instigator of Insurrections...