Subject: The 2 hour rule
The Obama's personal chef has allegedly drowned. Of course, my source is neither Pravda, RT or Moscow Times, so it's alleged, suspicious, and some people are pointing fingers toward the Obamas themselves,Kamala, Antifa, Greenpeace and the DNC in a desperate effort to divert concern from ongoing US assaults across the globe.

The search for Campbell began on Sunday after a fellow paddleboarder observed him dip into the water, reappear briefly, struggling to stay on the surface, then submerge entirely, according to a police statement.

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/25...

The Russian Embassy has kindly offered the services of a substitute chef from their deep bench of highly trained borscht specialists. Dostoevsky, y'all.