Subject: Trump Booked, Under Arrest
Donald John Trump has now been arrested more times than he's been elected.

(Stolen from Windsor Mann on Twitter.)

And for what, a witch hunt? I mean, c'mon, that bathroom in Mar-a-Lago has a lock on the door -- and is a perfectly suitable storage facility for the nation's most sensitive secrets -- but Joe Biden's garage door goes up and down, according to the clever Kevin McCarthy.

The ballroom stage with dozens of boxes? Not so much. But no one thought to ask him a follow-up question about those, I guess.