Subject: On intelligent design
Hadn’t seen this one before:

Debunking intelligent design in 10 sentences:

1) I have to wear glasses because my eyes suck by design

2) My knees hurt because they suck by design

3) My back hurts because it sucks by design

4) I have to cut my nails because they grow much faster than they are used… because they suck by design

5) I have to cut my hair because it keeps growing and gets in the way because, you guessed it, it sucks by design

6) I have to brush my teeth every day because they suck by design

7) I have to wear clothes because my designer didn’t design a way for me to heat up enough

8)I have to sit in a car for hours to get to work because the perfect cteation cannot fly for some reason

9) I have to hold my breath underwater because the perfect creation doesn’t have gills on a planet that’s mostly water

10) I have to wear a helmet, gloves and safety boots at work because my healing factor sucks by design

Bonus: I cannot breathe around guinea pigs because I’m alergic to them. Because guess what? I suck by design.

And that’s just me, a single Homo sapiens. There are plenty of bad design examples in nature. So what’s the conclusion? God is either very bad at their job or they’re not real. Have a good day