Subject: Trump says he will own Gaza
Donny: “in the meantime, I would own this. think of it as a real estate development for the future. it would be a beautiful piece of land.”
Brett Baier: “would the Palestinians have the right to return to Gaza?”
Donny: “no, they wouldn’t.”

no, the Palestinians can’t return to Gaza, because fuck you, that’s why. that land is Donny’s private property now.

did you catch that? in three days, the rhetoric has gone from “America will own this” to “I will own this.” Donny imagines he’s going to buy Gaza (from who?) and turn it into an expensive plaything for his plutocrat cronies. Palestinians can go fuck themselves, because they’re not going to be able to afford the million-dollar membership fee.

if Palestinians want to return to Gaza, they can apply for dishwasher jobs at Gaz-a-Lago and take the bus in every morning. and no, the Palestinians can’t work from home — because the lazy fucks will only spend their time golfing.

I swear, some days you just want to root for the asteroid. Tiedrich