Subject: Trump is your man!
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If you want a guy who committed adultery with each of his 3 wives – He’s your man.
If want a guy who paid $130,000 to have had relations with a porn star while his 3rd wife was giving birth to his 5th child – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who declared bankruptcy six times – He’s your man.
If you a want guy who drove 4 Casinos into the dirt (How can you even do that?) – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who is on tape saying he grabs women by the crotch because he can – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who has been convicted of sexual assault – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who said he would pardon the Jan. 6 insurrectionists – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who was the first Ex-President to try and overturn an election – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who acts tough but then lets others do his dirty work for him – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who has said he would suspend the Constitution – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who said he would date own his daughter if he could – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who has a strong aroma – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who mismanaged the COVID response – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who make the country a laughing stock in the world – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who is running in order to stay out of jail – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who casually shares national secrets – He’s your man.
If you want a guy who did nothing for the infrastructure – He’s your man.