Subject: Re: Washington, Oregon, California
You have my attention on this one. Can you post the link. I am not sure how he would have wakeboarded without a driver. Would be interesting to see.

I meant paddleboarding, clearly.

https://www.latimes.com/califo...

A paddle boarder was arrested Thursday after ignoring lifeguards’ orders to get out of the ocean near the Malibu Pier despite beach closures amid the coronavirus pandemic, authorities said.
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The man, who was not identified by authorities, eventually made his way to the beach, where he was arrested on suspicion of disobeying a lifeguard and violating Gov. Gavin Newsom’s stay-at-home order, a misdemeanor. Photographs from the scene show the man in handcuffs being led down the beach by two deputies.

He was booked at a sheriff’s station in Calabasas and released on a promise to appear in court, sheriff’s officials said. The man faces a fine of $1,000 or six months in jail, or both, if convicted of violating the state order.


And here's some other nonsense from the same kind of genius:
https://www.cbs8.com/article/n...

My favorite was this one:
https://www.seattletimes.com/s...

They wouldn't even allow people to play freaking tennis. I'm proud to say that 5 minutes after the padlock went on the tennis courts in my neighborhood, somebody went out there with bolt cutters and dealt with it. And it wasn't even me! Glad to see there at least a couple of non-sheep in the city of Seattle.

Then there's counting deaths, which was also fraught with all kinds of stupid.

I'll assume you've read this far. If a dude codes out in the ER because he was riding a motorcycle and was hit by a truck, but he had COVID present in his system, what would you put down his death as?