Subject: Trump University
Trump University Graduates Outraged They Were Never Taught to Defraud Banks

The former United States President Donald Trump standing in front of a sign that reads 'Trump University.'
'If I had learned to defraud banks, my post-Trump University career would have played out very differently,' Tracy Klugian, class of 2006, said.

By Andy Borowitz
10:48 A.M.

https://www.newyorker.com/humo...