Subject: Trump Threatens to Indict Google
DonOLD J. Trump is mad. He said this afternoon that "Google has illegally used a system of only revealing and displaying bad stories about Donald J. Trump" while only "revealing good stories about Comrade Kamala Harris."

Umm, gotta' ask: are there any good stories about Trump? He's a rapist, a felon, he's still facing multiple indictments, has stolen top secret intelligence documents, called the nation's heroes "suckers" and "losers," turned Arlington Memorial Cemetery into a cheap photo-op, grinning and flashing a thumbs-up while literally standing on graves there, chickened out of a second presidential debate after getting his ass kicked in the first debate, and is selling gold sneakers, NFTs, fake leather Bibles, and $100,000 watches like a huckster in Times Square.