Subject: Re: Lincoln pool improvement recognized abroad
"The Lyin'ocrats say the water is infested with algae," Trump explained, holding up a glass of brackish green water. "But they’re wrong. It’s wonderful water. It’s good, healthy water, and I can prove it. Here, JD. Take a sip."

Even more hilarious than the algae are the sheets of blue paint peeling off, likely due to the use of bleach to kill the algae. Both signs of just how much thought and planning went into this pet project of Trump's. This does not bode well for the robustness of the ballroom and arc. If they are ever completed, we may be forced to tear them down to protect the public.