Subject: President Jimmy Connors
Yesterday, Donnie Nappleseed must have missed having his daily courtroom nap because he repeatedly referred to former president Jimmy Carter as Jimmy "Connors" prompting the New York Times Pitchbot to write: "At a New Jersey rally, Donald Trump made repeated reference to “the late, great Hannibal Lecter” and confused Jimmy Carter with Jimmy Connors — forcing a difficult conversation about Biden’s age and mental acuity."

There are countless examples of the Orange Turd's aphasia which the media ignore in favor of writing about president Biden's shoes.