Subject: Trump's Closing Message: Kelly a Lowlife
Here we thought Sleepy Don's closing message was going to be an ode to his love of Arnold Palmer's penis.

Instead, it's that John Kelly, who was the hand-selected White House chief of staff for Sleepy Don from 2017 to 2019, a U.S. Marine Corp Four-Star General and Gold Star father, is a "LOWLIFE".

Keep digging, Sleepy Don, there's got to be a bottom there somewhere.