Subject: Re: Mike Cohen will make Stormy
hclasvegas: look like Mother Teresa ,imo !! Turley,

Well, Turley's out early as designated hitman now that the Orange Turd is afraid of being jailed for attacking witnesses.

But gee, if Cohen is such "a rolling smoking wreck" why did the Orange Turd employ him as his personal attorney and as an executive for the Trump Organization for a decade?

Cohen is just one in a long list of Trump hires who either broke the law or, according to Trump, are incompetent or are plain old stupid.

Steve Bannon defrauded Trump’s own supporters into paying for a wall that Trump promised Mexico would pay for. The Orange Turd pardoned him.

Michael Flynn, who was under investigation for accepting money from foreign governments plea bargained to a single felony. The Orange Turd pardoned him.

The Orange Turd hand-picked Attorney General Jeff Sessions only to claim he was not "mentally qualified" for the job.

Former Trump White House adviser Peter Navarro was found guilty of contempt of Congress.

Rick Gates, who was deputy chairman of Trump's 2016 presidential campaign, pled guilty in 2018 to conspiracy and lying to investigators.

Elliot Brody, a former Trump fundraiser, pled guilty in 2020 to violating foreign lobbying laws.

The Orange Turd said his former hand-picked Attorney General Bill Barr was weak, slow moving, lethargic, gutless, and lazy.

But, hey, the mastermind stable genius businessman only hired the best, amirite?