Subject: Re: What’s Really Going On
There's only one set of performance art going on

1. You are holding a copy of Time Magazine with Spankee's picture on the cover.
2. You are waiting for Spankee to arrive.
3. Spankee ARRIVES !!
3. You turn on the PPV channel for all to see.
4. THEN you two get to PERFORM !!! LIVE !!!

Ratings are 0.0000001% due to extremely bad performances.

Net profits are 38-cents, and Spankee takes it all.