Subject: Re: 34 Felony Counts
And good luck finding twelve impartial jurors with IQs above 7. If it takes a 12-0 vote to find him guilty, I don't think there's much chance of that happening.

That's assuming the judge doesn't just throw it out. You can pay off a pron star and have her sign an NDA so your wife doesn't find out; that's not illegal.