Subject: We are living in absurd times
reporter: “who do you want to be the next Pope?”

Donny: “I’d like to be Pope. that’d be my number one choice.”

Lindsey Graham:

“I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next Pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal conclave and Catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility! The first Pope-U.S. President combination has many upsides. Watching for white smoke…. Trump MMXXVIII!”

Oh, Lindsey, you disgusting little hypocritical ass kisser.