Subject: Trump's PA Pitch: Arnold Palmer's Penis
Tonight, addressing his rallygoers in Arnold Palmer's hometown, he talked about a subject of vital interest to Pennsylvanians: the size of Arnold Palmer's penis.

Wait wut?

Yeah, as impossible as it is to believe that a manly man campaigning for the most respected, powerful job in the world would be fixated on a dead golfer's penis is, well, weird.

TRUMP: “Arnold Palmer is all man. I mean no disrespect to women, I love women, but he was all man. When he took showers with the other pros they came out saying ‘Oh my God.’ I had to say it... I had to tell you the shower part because it’s true.”

I'm gonna' go out on a limb here and say that not a single person in Pennsylvania -- or America, for that matter -- has any interest in Arnold Palmer's penis size.

Well, except for Trump, who seemed to enjoy thinking about it.

But don't call him weird.

https://www.nj.com/politics/20...