Subject: I’m having such a good time
I just wanted to let Dope & LM and others over there what a good time I’m having - spending my DOGE dividend check which arrived this week, and wow, was it big. I had no idea. I put it together with my tariff rebate check that Trump promised (promise made, promise delivered!) and I have almost enough for a new car! I can’t wait until I get my big honking tax refund in April, I’ll be driving a shiny new hunk of metal from Detroit (well, Tennessee, probably), and all thanks to the big checks now rolling my way from government.

I have to admit being skeptical about the promises, but I take it all back. Go Trump!