Subject: Re: I can't wait...
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

The word “all” is such an imprecise and ambiguous word

Ah, but you're assuming the definition of a person includes non-legal residents! 😉

That quip aside, I'm sure that the ultimate decision of the SCOTUS will talk a lot about the meaning of "subject to the jurisdiction thereof".