Subject: My Daughter Called
She was crying, sobbing, mom I’m so sorry, honey, what’s wrong? I had a car accident, OMG,
sweetie are you okay? I’m okay, but sob, but I hit a pregnant woman, OhNo! they took her to
the hospital, I’ve been arrested! sob, sob, I’m in jail. Honey what can I do?
Did my case worker call you? No..What should I do? Can you call him? Yes, certainly.
I have to give you my case number, sob sob do you have paper and pencil? Yes, yes.
Case number @@@@@@@@@ phone, sob sob number @@@@@@@@@@@@ case workers name, something Patterson.

Wait..Wait a minute, you know what? sob, what? I don’t have a daughter, get off mý phone. Click!

LOL, I love these phone calls.