Subject: Trump Won't Do Any Debates
Trump announced this afternoon that he won't be appearing at any debates. None. Furgetaboutit.

Getting up on stage and having the other candidates call him a rapist, indicted in four states for over 80 felonies, and asking him about his own family of money-grabbers is too frightening a prospect Mr. Orange Tough Guy.

Actually, he says the public already knows who he is so there's no need for him to debate.

Huh.

So that means president Biden can say, "Everybody knows what I stand for and how I'll conduct myself as president. And I beat that big fat bag of wind by eight million votes. He said that nobody under criminal investigation should be allowed to run for president and he's not only been under investigation... he's been indicted. And indicted again. And indicted again. And indicted again. Vote for me, the presidential candidate who's not facing over 80 felony charges and a lot of years in prison."