Subject: You'll Pay for Your Skullduggery, Matey
Great Grandpa Trump -- the rapey felon who asked Georgia to "find" 11,780 votes, who conspired to replace legitimate state electors with fake electors, and who incited an insurrection to overthrow the government, the Constitution and a free and valid election -- thinks he's a pirate and is threatening to jail anyone and everyone who committed "Skullduggery" in the 2020 presidential election.

If any other politician acted this crazy, his party would remove him from the ticket and run away from him like he was the plague but, hey, it's a cult and the media are complicit.