Subject: Re: The Shroud of Orange Jesus
And here are some other possibilities that might be more acceptable to some:

Apricot Anarchist
Cantaloupe Conman
Carrot Kingpin
Coral Colluder
Peach Prevaricator
Salmon Savior
Tangerine Treasonist
Titian Toddler

I'm kind of liking that last one the most! 😊

My choice would be the ‘Orange God’.

More fitting or maybe ‘MEGA God’ 😇