Subject: Great ideas!!
Let’s get rid of 2 socialistic commie programs asap.

Who needs the FDIC? Regulations are tyranny. Plus, banks never take risks and go broke. It’s been centuries since a bank went under. If you lose your life saving, consider it an educational lesson. Everyone should learn how to understand and monitor a bank’s finances. Grow a backbone and learn a little self-reliance.

And let’s privatize the USPS. Great idea!!!! Let’s raise the price of stamps and add in a profit margin so the CEO and his pals get paid billions in salaries and, of course, bonuses. I forget. What’s that word that describes when prices keep rising?

And don’t worry red state Americans (who are the primary beneficiaries of the USPS), if stamps get too expensive you can always pay UPS $19.95 to have your Social Security checks sent to you.

But more good news! You won’t have to worry about getting Social Security checks much longer. Just think of the money you’ll save on postage!

YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID.