Subject: Trump Admits to Corruption
At his kinder, gentler (yeah, just kidding) campaign rally in Michigan yesterday, Orange Jesus admitted that he is bribable:

TRUMP: "Elon Musk gives me $45 million a month ... We have to make life good for people like him."

Trump recognizes he's being bribed, admits he is being bribed, and tells his audience he will hold up his end of the bribe and the morons applaud.

But it's not a cult.