Subject: Here's to Fossil Fuels!
My Nationalist, America First President, who is slapping "China!" around on trade and openly telling other countries how they aren't as good as America, is releasing a million barrels.

So c'mon America, get into that big SUV or truck. Enjoy the road and your family time.

Vroom Vroom!

And this winter, jack that thermostat up.

We're 'Murians. We do what the hell we like.