Subject: Re: Is MAGA Tired Of All This Winning?
Oops! I forgot to add the coda:

Trump: I’ve just signed a trade deal with the president of Upper Slobovia and he’s promised his country is going to buy 10 trillion tons of carrots per year from us. It’s gonna be great for the farmers. I love my farmers…

President of Upper Slobovia: What the hell is he talking about? I never said that.

Meanwhile, National security experts are scratching their heads over Trump’s cancellation of military exercises that were to be jointly held with the military of Lower Slobovia