Subject: TikTok, Tylenol, and a Baby in a Placenta
Today, Secretary BrainWorm was explaining to Trumpedo where he gets his in-depth knowledge of medicine: TikTok.

"Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at eight months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta."

Umm, I'm no OBGYN but I'm pretty sure that fetuses are not inside the placenta.

And holy f*ck, we're now getting our healthcare decisions based on TikTok videos!?

This is hands down the stupidest cabinet in American history.