Subject: Today's Recap of the Republicans
1. Orange Jesus lost his presidential immunity appeal.

2. The Republican House's standalone Israel bill failed.

3. The Republican House's Mayorkas impeachment vote failed.

4. Mitch McConnell, who assigned senator Lankford to craft a border bill favorable to republicans, drove the bus over Lankford who said republicans both drove over him, "And backed up."

5. RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel tendered her resignation.

Worship a clown, expect a circus.