Subject: I Am An Illegal Alien and Am Voting For Kamala
Yes! I am voting for Kamala because she paid me 100 dollars to vote for her!

I paid 5000 dollars in Ciudad Valles to a coyote who did what he said he would do by depositing me in El Paso, north of the border, and the first thing I’m going to do is vote for Kamala! Thank you for the 100 dollars!

Of course, if I’m caught, I will go to jail for a year or two, and then be deported back to Mexico, and then have to pay another 5000 dollars to a coyote to smuggle me back into des Estasdos Unidos.

But hey! Then I’ll collect another hundred bucks to vote for a democrat.

What a racket!