Subject: The Unfairness of the Debate
Upon review, it turns out that DonOld Trump was treated so poorly, so unfairly that he got the last word on every major topic of the debate.

Here's the breakdown:

Economy and Cost of Living: Trump
Tariffs: Trump
Immigration: Trump
Abortion: Trump**
Migration: Trump
Deportation: Trump
DOJ Weaponization: Trump**
Fracking: Trump
Harris' policy flip flops: Trump
Jan. 6: Trump*
2020 Election: Trump
Israel-Hamas: Trump*
War in Ukraine: Trump**
Afghanistan withdrawal: Trump
Race in America: Trump**
Health care: Trump
Climate change: Trump
Obamacare: Trump*

* = Trump interrupted the moderators once for more time
** = Trump interrupted the moderators twice for more time

But in fairness, vice president Harris and moderator Linsey Davis belong to the same historically black sorority, Alpha Kappa Alpha, so they must have colluded against Trump.

Despite attending college 15 years apart.

And at two different colleges: UVA and Howard.

And that AKA has over 300,000 members.

But then facts never get in the way of a conspiracy theory in TrumpKrazyLand.