Subject: Re: The Shroud of Orange Jesus
God is the conservative. And if you violate his rules, you are smited. Or he orders someone to do it for him (usually).

Stochastic terrorism.

Oh, God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe say, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No", Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe
But the next time you see me comin', you better run"
Well, Abe said, "Where you want this killin' done?"
God said, "Out on Highway 61"