Subject: TRUMP: Am I Allowed to Hit Michelle Obama?.
Well, that's another interesting closing message: Am I allowed to hit the most popular woman in America?

TRUMP: "She hit me the other day. I was gonna say to my people, am I allowed to hit her now? They said, 'take it easy, sir. Sir!' My geniuses, I'm tellin' ya."

Well, picking fights with Michelle Obama, Beyonce, Cardi B, and Taylor Swift should narrow his massive gender gap.

Speaking of genius, Dementia Don also announced he will slap a 25% tariff on all Mexican imports.

He wants to take America back in time, so it looks like he's aiming for the 1980s and its 18% inflation.