Subject: The Mad King Is Completely Insane
Pedo Don, this afternoon: "I have determined that, for the Good of our Country, especially in these very troubled and dangerous times, our Military Budget for the year 2027 should not be $1 Trillion Dollars, but rather $1.5 Trillion. This will allow us to build the 'Dream Military' that we have long been entitled to."

S'okay though, his tariffs have already brought in revenue of $17 trillion.

I'm tellin' ya', that dumb f*cker is gonna' use a nuke before anyone's willing to impeach his crazy ass.