Subject: Trump Middle East speech
Trump was gasping for air after each sentenced like a fish out of water. He needs an inhaler.

His speech was rambling and incoherent, and he sounded like a pathetic and old, senile man. And, to no one’s surprise, he couldn’t pronounce Abraham. He substituted b for the v.

There was another guy speaking but I couldn’t identify him from his shoes. That’s all I saw because the rest of him was firmly stuck in Trump’s ass.

What an embarrassment. We have become the laughing stock of the world. Thank you Republicans.