Subject: Re: What are you doing right now?
Watching Fox & Friends First with my morning coffee. It’s now 4:30am here.
Didn’t have TV back then.

Fair enough. Then let me rephrase:

You’d be sitting, drinking your morning coffee and reading the latest copy of Der Stürmer

Probably also complaining about all of those filthy foreigners that Der Fuhrer was finally getting rid of.