Subject: Trump as Kennedy Center Chair
reporter: “why do you want to be chairman of Kennedy Center board?”

Donny: “because I want to make sure it runs properly. we don’t need woke at the Kennedy Center. we don’t need— some of the shows were terrible. they were a disgrace, if they were even put on.”

reporter: “have you seen any shows there?”

Trump: “no, I didn’t go.”

of course Donny didn’t actually go to any performances. he has the attention span of a coked-up squirrel. could you imagine him sitting still in a seat for two hours while other people talk on a stage? that shit won’t fly. Donny’s got to be the center of attention at all times. the only time Donny’s going be in the same room with a stage is if he’s the one on it.

anyway, Donny doesn’t need to actually see any of these woke performances to know that they suck all ass. Donny already knows what knows. Tiedrich

Village People and Kid Rock.