Subject: Guy Convicted of Cooking the Books
...requested financial and other documents from 8 potential VP picks as he formalizes his vetting.

Ironic, ain't it?

Here are the best and the brightest:

— J.D. Vance
— Doug Burgum
— Marco Rubio
— Tim Scott
— Ben Carson
— Elise Stefanik
— Byron Donalds
— Tom Cotton

What, no puppy killer? Dang.