Subject: Paging Disenfranchised Youth
Not 'demonizing you'. Life is tough, and you're doing what you gotta do.
PLEASE - DON'T TARGET WHOLE FOODS STRIP MALLS.
Nicer Cars.
Nicer Credit Cards.
More cash.
Better merchandise.
Beautiful sexy women.....coming out of yoga studios even at night, by themselves.
And just about everyone will not have a gun.
PLEASE DON'T FIND WHOLE-FOODS STRIP MALLS.
Hmmm, this should be translated in Spanish, replete with provocative picture of a lovely Yoga girl, and passed out at border crossings.
Wonder how much the printing would cost. Translation is easy. Distribution on border would be challenging though.
In the meantime, need to up my social media game. I wonder where the Chicago youth would read this message.......of crime prevention.
Time has arrived.