Subject: More Two Tier System of Justice
Commander Biden has struck again. Commander has apparently had his fill of Secret Service agents and decided to make a groundskeeper his twelfth victim. Any regular old commoner's dog would be quarantined after the first bite and put down after the second, but not so if your last name is Biden.

When asked, FBI Director Christopher Wray said the FBI treats attacks on White House grounds very seriously but he could not comment on an active investigation.