Subject: Re: It's January 6th...
Today we celebrate the Jan 6 picanic. A miniature replica of the hanging scaffold is available on line for $100. we also have replicas of your favorite Dem politicians hiding under benches for $150. For a limited time a mechanized masked MAGA that brings down an American flag and beats a uniformed gestapo policeman, for $250. And also a mechanized MAGA that sprays bear spray into gestapo faces - $265. For $1,000 MTG will give tours of the capital grounds narrating the fight for Freedom. For $1,500 we have replicas of ties with Big Mac food stains from Trump's burgers on that day. For $10,000 two ex SS agents will stuff you into a car and you can order them to the capital and attempt to grab the steering wheel as you go for the jugular.

For $150,000 a group of actors will surround you dressed in authentic Jan 6 fare, and reenact storming the capital complete with loudspeakers blaming the police for causing all the violence.