Subject: Re: The Stupid Never Stops...
"We are closing the strait to open the strait to win the war we already won to open the strait that was open until I started the war that closed it...
Also we are very close to making a deal exactly like the one Obama already made...and that’s why we cannot release any more of the Epstein files.
Have I told you about my ballroom? People are saying, Sir that ballroom is gonna be fantastic, really something." ~Trump

Pretty much..... though you forgot to add the 8 AI-generated imaginary women that Trump saved.