Subject: Re: To the Swift
She doesn't want to lose any fans, because fans are her business.

She needs business? (Sorry, couldn't resist!)

I was clandestinely able to find out the name of Bill Gates' first pet and use it as a password to hack into the computer systems of the Deep State. Interesting stuff.

I found that now that the Super Bowl is over and Travis Kelce won't be on TV so much in front of big audiences, Swift is dumping him and will start dating Hunter Biden. The first time they are seen in public will be on a triple date with the Mayourkases and the Faucis.

You heard it here first.

You're welcome.