Subject: Thank you President Musk
Thank you apparent neo-nazi fanboy President Musk for creating lies and chaos in America. Just what we needed before our holidays

Thanks to all his tweets and orders that he gave First Lady Trump, the House passed a CR that basically told Trump to pound salt. No, you moron, we’re not suspending the debt ceiling.

But I think every American owes President Musk our deep and heartfelt thanks for getting the Republicans to reduce costs by eliminating funds for pediatric cancer research. I’m sure LM and Dope have tears in their eyes knowing we saved millions.

If only the Republicans cared as much for kids with cancer as the they do for a 3 week old fetus (aka a clump of cells).

You can’t fix stupid.