Subject: Re: Biblical Math Problems for Kansas
Later on, I learned that you couldn't even fit two of every species of beetle on the boat. Just beetles.

Somme latter day apologists have said “Well, evolution after the flood, they only needed two beetles”, trying to straddle the difference between whackos and scientists. This particular offshoot (there are more than 10,000 such divisions in Christianity, I have read) has not gained much traction. You have to find true believers who also admit to science, or scientists willing to entertain fantasmagorical folk tales.

Probably find more lovers of country & western opera sung by Maria Callas Parton.