Subject: This is Today's MAGA GOP
During a debate in Colorado-4, the super red district that Lauren Boebert has run off to after being shamed out of her current district, the panel of candidates was asked if any of them had ever been arrested. Six of the nine candidates raised their hands. They then high-fived each other as many in the audience clapped and cheered.

But then what can you expect from a party whose much adored leader, their Orange Jesus, has just been ordered by a jury to pay his rape victim over $80 million?

So how's it work, anyway? Vote for the candidate with the most arrests, the one with the fewest arrests, or one of the three candidates who has never been arrested?

Ah, the party of law and order, the party of family values.