Subject: Trumpedo's Halloween Gatsby Party
The White House press pool's Danny Kemp reported that Trumpedo hosted a Halloween party last night at Mar-a-Lago with an official theme: The Great Gatsby.

Umm, err.

F. Scott Fitzgerald said that the themes of his novel exposed how the era’s excess and wealth masked deep moral emptiness.

From the novel: “They were careless people, Tom and Daisy - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

Yep, sounds like the right theme for a Trumpedo celebration.